Archive for the ‘Jokes & Riddles’ Category

Black cat riddle?

Sunday, January 11th, 2009
Blistering Barnacles asked:


A man is driving in his black car in a city where everything is painted pitch black. From the street, to the buildings; everything is black. The man’s headlights are not working, and for some reason, neither are the streetlights. Suddenly, a black cat starts to cross the street, and miraculously, the man manages to not hit the cat and goes around it.

How did the man avoid the Cat?

Brandon

Cat telling time joke?

Monday, January 5th, 2009
The Dude asked:


Is this funny or not. I thought it was pretty funny.

A man was walking down the street and spotted another man with a cat in his hands, so he walked up to him and asked him why he had the cat in his hands, to which the second man replied, “To tell time.”

He, of course, didn’t believe him and asked him to prove it. So, the second man squeezed the cat, it schreeched and a guy across the street yelled, “Would you shut that cat up? It’s one o’ clock in the morning!”

Milton

if 7 men have 7 cats in a bag and each cat has 7 kittens, how many legs do you have altogether?

Monday, October 13th, 2008
Randal S asked:


How many legs

Jesus

Do you thing Women and Men are like cats and Dogs? (Joke)?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
snizzleborfin asked:


WHAT IS A CAT?
1)cats do what they want.
2)they rarely listen to you.
3)they’re totally unpredictable.
4)they whine when they are not happy.
5)when you want to play, they want to be alone.
6)when you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) they expect you to cater to their every whim.
8)they’re moody.
9)they leave hair everywhere.
10) they drive you nuts and cost an arm and leg.
CONCLUSION: THEY’RE TINY LITTLE WOMEN IN FUR COATS.

WHAT IS A DOG?
1) dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2)they can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but dont hear
you when you’re in the same room.
3)they can look dumb and lovable all the same time.
4)they growl when they are not happy.
5)when you want to play, they want to play.
6)when you want to be alone,they want to play.
7)they are great at begging.
8)they will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9)they leave their toys everywhere.
10)they do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
CONCLUSION: THEY’RE TINY LITTLE MEN IN FUR COATS.

Joann

What if there are 6 men and each man have 6 bags,in each bag there are 6 cats and each cat has 6 kittens.How ?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
Lisa S asked:


many legs are there all together including the men legs.

Marlene