AllAboutMaryJane asked:


..becuase people can love cats too!

Marie

Anniekd asked:


I don’t really know what to do with my two kitties. They’re brothers (both fixed at 6 months), and even though they’re no longer kittens, they’re still wild (I love them exactly how they are, though). One doesn’t like the box, he’d rather *** on the carpet no matter what we try, and we’ve tried a lot. The other attacked my landlord. I mean he assaulted the poor man, who had to fend him off with a folding chair. My sister and I moved back home to save up and our kitties moved in with my friend (family wouldn’t have them), who has a spare bedroom in a separate building than her residence, so it was perfect. We’d like to stay at home until we can get lots of money saved to buy a nice place where our kitties can destroy whatever and won’t have to worry about landlords walking in, but we can’t keep our cats in a room forever.
There are no windows or heaters and we can’t leave the lights on all day, so they have nightlights 23 hours a day, and we have to drive 45 minutes from home (10 from work) to visit. Both of us have full-time jobs, so we can only see them for a little while every day. We could deal with parting with them if it meant they had better lives, but would anybody take cats like that? An attack cat? Really, I don’t know. We don’t want them to be destroyed. The ****** would be fine if he were an outside kitty, but he’s so passive, I wonder if he’d be easily hurt? Maybe not, but I just don’t know what to do!
Oh, these cats were raised to fear the water bottle, but that doesn’t stop them. Also, you can’t watch your cat’s 24 hours a day when you work, you know? I can’t ask little Artie to only *** on the carpet when I’m at home.
Seriously, we’ve tried the water bottle (runs away, then tries again later, all sneaky-like), we’ve tried pet repellent (finds another spot to go), aluminum foil (thought it was a toy), two litter boxes, different brands/kinds of litter, and we clean it at least twice a day. We give him positive reinforcement when he goes in the box, and negative reinforcement when he goes on the carpet. Now what? I think he just likes it better.

Melissa

nofear_intrepid40 asked:


Or,HEE HEE,both?

Joy

Blistering Barnacles asked:


A man is driving in his black car in a city where everything is painted pitch black. From the street, to the buildings; everything is black. The man’s headlights are not working, and for some reason, neither are the streetlights. Suddenly, a black cat starts to cross the street, and miraculously, the man manages to not hit the cat and goes around it.

How did the man avoid the Cat?

Brandon

Warm lettuce floggee asked:


mine is twinkles and we did have cuddles

would you believe they are my Dads cats primarily and me and my Dad are fairly manly men

what is your cat’s name?

Marie

Just some dude asked:


a crazy cat lady….or man.

Martin

Anne C asked:


Male animals do it in different ways; rooster crows, dogs pee, cats and lemurs spray scent, etc..to mark their domain and to ward off rivals, how do male humans do it?

April

The Dude asked:


Is this funny or not. I thought it was pretty funny.

A man was walking down the street and spotted another man with a cat in his hands, so he walked up to him and asked him why he had the cat in his hands, to which the second man replied, “To tell time.”

He, of course, didn’t believe him and asked him to prove it. So, the second man squeezed the cat, it schreeched and a guy across the street yelled, “Would you shut that cat up? It’s one o’ clock in the morning!”

Milton

troy asked:


Do not want to get rid of any of the animals. However, we must get some peace in our home. The two cats have to hide under bed all day long and only come out at night when dog is sleeping. Help ! Dogs goes after those two cats at every available chance. Collie/shepard mix, about 50 pounds. Fairly well manned other than this problem.

Dustin

Ben asked:


there’s two sisters and they own a black cat. and the cat keeps scratching and attacking this man that comes around. it’s an older film, but still in color. i’m going to say from the 60’s. i don’t remember a whole lot, but there’s a scene where one of the sister’s is teasing her hair i think.

Randy