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Cat telling time joke?

The Dude asked:


Is this funny or not. I thought it was pretty funny.

A man was walking down the street and spotted another man with a cat in his hands, so he walked up to him and asked him why he had the cat in his hands, to which the second man replied, “To tell time.”

He, of course, didn’t believe him and asked him to prove it. So, the second man squeezed the cat, it schreeched and a guy across the street yelled, “Would you shut that cat up? It’s one o’ clock in the morning!”

Milton

Tags: O Clock, Telling Time, Walking Down The Street

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9 Responses to “Cat telling time joke?”

1. gemma m says:

   January 6, 2009 at 6:12 am

   Monica

   LMAO dats a gd one
2. catdog56549 says:

   January 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm

   Raymond

   omg that is so funny haha i loved it!!
3. Answerer says:

   January 8, 2009 at 8:15 pm

   Mike

   lol that’s great.
4. cass_muffin says:

   January 11, 2009 at 3:03 am

   Randy

   A great way to start out the day….A joke about a cat being squeezed! I love it. Star 4 u
5. tilly says:

   January 12, 2009 at 7:09 am

   Amber

   lol
6. sapphire says:

   January 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm

   Edwin

   i didnt quite get the joke
7. Melissa C says:

   January 18, 2009 at 9:14 am

   Frederick

   lol…very cute
8. shoppinbabe417 says:

   January 19, 2009 at 4:16 am

   Darlene

   thats a good one!
9. socorro 43 says:

   January 21, 2009 at 10:16 pm

   Leroy

   He was right, good way to know the time.